It occurred to me while watching the six nations rugby, of a trip up to Twickers to see New Zealand play England many years ago. The local pub was packed, we were all stood in what would have been the car park, beer in each hand and a couple at your feet. All the furniture and carpets had been removed to make more space I suppose for thirsty beer drinkers. The time eventually came when nature started banging on my bladder, so bursting I joined the long que for the toilet. There was no toilet door and from where I stood and waited for my turn you could see all the guys lined up having a waz. This was a some what older loo with a very large piece of white porcelain, the gutter underneath and unusually, a very high step to stand on to pee from.

Two guys (very much the worse for wear) swayed their way to the step wearing tracky bottoms and rugby shirts. The first guy Phil happily pulled the front of his trackies down and started to waz. His mate Andy was struggling to untie his knot and he couldn't push them down either and he was getting pretty frantic so he asked his mate Phil to help before he peed himself on the spot. This was now getting quite urgent as Andy was getting more frantic so with Phil trying to pull them down from the back, Andy was pushing from the front. Suddenly and with two grown men and one pair of trackies something had to give and Andy's trackies ended up down at his ankles in one swift movement. He was standing there bare arsed to the world but he didn't care because at last and finally he was getting the relief that he needed so badly.

Phil however was staring intently at his mates hairy ass as his face ended up at that level from a combination of the high step and the trackies suddenly giving way.
"Andy"? (no reply, Andy was in pee relief heaven).
"Andy, you have the prettiest bum pussy I have ever seen"

15 blokes erupt with laughter and nearly pee them selves on the spot!